Now that has changed, I have new nails, I have beautiful hands (and I'm telling you, do not worry, hehehehe) and I love that. Judge for yourself .........
A deputy was hit by a truck and died. His soul ascended to heaven where St. Peter welcomed him but warns him that, as an important person, you can choose freely between heaven and hell, the congressman said, will have to spend a day in one place and another day in another, and then decide where to spend eternity. The deputy decided to start through hell, which happens to be a very comfortable place with a great golf course, full of smiling people dressed in smoking, eating lobster and drinking champagne. The devil himself turns out to be a very fun time is going by telling jokes.
After a day, it's up up to heaven. Rep. Alli plays the harp, jump from cloud to cloud talks to Los Angeles to San Pedro to alert you to decide: Heaven or Hell. The deputy, but the sky is very welcoming, says that mass would feel comfortable in hell.
said than done, but now it's up down discovers a sad landscape, arid and gray, full of ragged wretches who collect the garbage bags that fall from the sky. The deputy foreign, as can be? he asks, if yesterday had lobster, champagne and golf ????.
The devil smiled and said: "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted."