Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Oops Wrong Hole Boobsquad

THE HIDDEN FACE OF RURAL TOURISM


is a national sport to be called "going to the people."

The difference is that if you go to your town is free, and if you go to a rural tourist town that is not yours and paying a paste. To

rural tourism is not just any people. You must be a people "charming." What is a town "charming"? For a people emerging into a guide for people "charming." If that falls under its own weight. These people usually come across a country road "charming", which is a road with many bumps and curves so that when you get the people you're happy download.

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And thinks: "Well Typically here we come the assholes of the city on weekends to let a thousand euros. "

following is staying in a cottage or house with charm", a house adorned with many vessels and strings of garlic on the roof, which has no TV, no radio, no microwave. That itself is a mosquito at night trumpeters make more noise than a Derbi Coyote.

Then you realize that the people living in houses they have no charm. But with Jacuzzi, TV, Internet and intercom. Your house has no intercom, but it has a key that weighs half a kilo.

further advantage is that rural tourism You can choose between an empty house or live with the owners. Great. Going on vacation and besides your own family have to endure a fake. That evening you want to see the film they documentaries, and you're thinking: "Who rules more, I who have paid one hundred thousand peel or this man who lives here?". Then he wins, which has club. On top

tell you have the "ability to integrate into the work of the field." That means that you wake up at five in the morning to milk a cow. Do not you fuck? It's like if you go to a gas station and you have to bring you gasoline, or if you go to McDonalds and you have to collect the tray. That is normal. So you get up at five o'clock to milk the cows. What I say: why are there to milk the cows so early? If milk is there. Can not they be milked after the appetizer? I think this is bug for bug, because the cow will have to sit like a kick in the wake udder at five in the morning to touch her boobs a stranger. That cow looks at you as saying, "Dude, if you want milk go to the fridge and grab a tetra brick." Is that they want to annoy.

-Ummmmmh how people smell. What people? A people does not, it smells like shit. Shit yes "charming."

- At that time you wonder if the sounds of chickens and crickets will not come on a CD: "Rural Mix2011", "The 101 greatest hits countryside." The only thing you're sure of is that mosquitoes are indeed trumpeters. You look like a Ferrero Rocher with chickenpox.

And changing the lineup of "Viedeoclub" by the "Tasca" lame dogs loose on the streets and sit at the entrance to the town two grandparents making sandals, then you buy one and leave you more expensive than a Nike .

Monday, May 2, 2011

Ohio Electrical License Prep



THE HUGE QUESTIONS.
can not see this movie being this thick. First, because you lose. And because if you hold the thread, and it will make you fall asleep. It seems made to treason. There are many like this. Reflecting on the huge questions without you knowing about it, because you're taking a nap and when you wake up, see where someone tells you you have lost everything. That you will have to see. From the beginning. If you really intend to find answers to all that they had long wondering. I wonder if Matthieu Amalric Cosco will have something or someone will have had the delicacy of explain. In promotional interviews and stuff. Question Humana has some of the more disturbing images and other recent movies that are among the most beautiful. Mola, eg listen to the voice of Bernard Summer in a club full of executives. When you take time to look back.